when people get affectionate with me and I don’t want to be rude and tell them the icky police is on their way… because I’ve called them… because why are you doing that. Cootie alert
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
true friend statuzz
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
